 | All Marriage proposals have been refused because you believe someday
Vegeta
will find you and want you. {sorry -_- it wasn't you... it was me}
| You are convinced your parents can't possibly be your real parents - they
found you as a small child, removed your tail, and gave you an Earth name.
| There are pics of Vegeta (or other DBZ
person) on your desk as if they are part of the family.
| You constantly search the yellow pages and Internet looking for a school
like Puar and Oolong went to so that you can learn to shape shift. {they
don't
have them where I live}
| You create a sign to put on your walk-in closet that reads "Room of
Spirit and Time"
| Suddenly you realize you have been sizing up your boyfriend to see which
Super
Saiyan level would be most flattering on him. (contributed by Jodie)
| Deep in your heart you honestly believe that you can learn to master your Ki
if you just practice a little longer!!
| Death is no longer a fear because you have left instructions for your
friends to wish you back with the dragonballs.
| Sitting in traffic you realize you are going to be late so you put two fingers
to your head and use instant
transmission.
| Learning fluent Japanese is a priority so that you can watch the original
DBZ episodes and understand everything. {Mapputatsuni hiki sakuwayo}
| You cry for hours every time you see Vegeta's deathbed
speech to Kakarott on Namek. {bring me some tissues}
| Your email address has a DBZ related name. {oh yeah - that's me!}
| Your car won't start so you stand on the hood and start yelling for Nimbus.
{but you have to be pure of heart to ride Nimbus so I wouldn't even try!}
| Even though you are an adult you wear a DBZ shirt proudly in public. {pics
coming soon}
| Standing beside your
monitor at work are the Bulma and Vegeta action figures you
own....
they are at work because you spend more time there than at home and you want to
be sure to see your Bulma and Vegeta often.
| You have mastered the fusion dance and are
seeking someone of your same power level to fuse with. {Selphie-chan is almost
at my level}
| The static electricity build up shocks someone and you say "Sorry -
sometimes my Ki has a mind of its own." {this expression is also shared
by Lord Vegeta and we both came up with it all on our own separately
but I feel like I HAVE to list him with partial credit, not sure why though
LOL}
| Full moons drive you into the basement so that you don't accidentally see one
- you really don't feel like going Oozaru
tonight.
| Every time you go out for Chinese food you scream "and bring some more
egg rolls while you're at it!".... even if you are at a buffet.
| Realizing you are going to be at sea for 5 days on a cruise to the Caribbean
you call your travel agent freaking out about whether or not that have Cartoon
Network so you don't miss DBZ! {my cruise line doesn't have cable}
| You call NASA and ask how much it costs to rent a room to work out with 50
times gravity - or 10 times or 100 times
depending on your dedication to become great! {by the way I called and they
won't rent you a room}
| You create videos starring DBZ characters and post them all over the web!
{check me out on youtube or on my Vid page!}
| You do the fusion dance at your desk just to
make sure you still have the technique down pat {I am guilty of this}
| You place a Vegeta bobble-head in the dash of your car incase someone cuts
you off in traffic because Vegeta will never stand for that and will blast him! (contributed
by triple8decker)
| Your backyard has a section roped off for where you will grow Senzu beans,
well, as soon as you can figure out where to find the seeds.
| Your boyfriend/girlfriend calls you "Woman" and its okay, I mean
hey, that's what Vegeta calls Bulma. {and said correctly its VERY sexy}
| Your 5 year old son will respond if you address him as Trunks.
| When you buy clothes to have matching outfits like the characters
(contributed by Videl_1983)
| You sew weights into your clothes so that you can train at all times with
weighted clothing (like Piccolo or Kakarott)
| After gathering seven balls (of any type, golf ball, basket ball, etc) you
paint them orange, add the appropriate amount of stars and attempt to summon
Shenron.
| You cut a hole into all your pants incase a tail starts
growing.
| Friends are now classified into categories based on their level of DBZ
knowledge. {my instant messengers are set up that way}
| You are about to finish your workout at the gym because your muscles hurt
and in the back of your brain you can hear Vegeta saying "pathetic weak
Human!" and so you keep going. |
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